Today we visited the Mývatn area. Mývatn is a lake and the Mývatn area is the area around the lake. This area, meaning the area around Mývatn, has lots of geothermal activity. That means it is smelly and has lots of chemicals and microorganisms everywhere and also there is a volcano. The volcano has produced lots of volcanic rock. This kind of rock is everywhere now.
And the people of Iceland are convinced that people who are not from Iceland want to see the volcanic rock, and walk on it, and take pictures. So we did just that, to satisfy their expectations. Have a look:
You want to hear the best rock puns?Intermediate rock pun
Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
What do rocks eat?Intermediate rock pun
I really hate rock puns.Intermediate rock pun
My sediments exactly.
How did the geology student drown?Intermediate rock pun
His grades were below C-level.
Why did the tectonic plates break up?Intermediate rock pun
It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
What did the rock say to the word processor?Intermediate rock pun
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